Beau likes to eat my favourite plants when I am not paying enough attention to him. He has eaten several butterfly bushes and pulled out 3 of my potted olive trees.
I’ll eat you, a bushel and a peck!
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Measure once, dig twice
Dug a big hole under fence but was too fat to fit under it.
Well she did say it was time to eat….
Mom called my human brothers and sisters to dinner so I decided to help myself before they got all the good food. I jumped on the counter and snagged half the meatloaf. It was good. I’ll do it again next time.
I’m bananas for bananas
My insatiable appetite for bananas caused me to break mom’s favourite bowl. But the bananas were worth is
Sharing is caring
I pee’d on my sister’s favourite chew toy because she doesn’t share. Now I really don’t want it either. -Bubba
This isn’t the Hollywood walk of fame?
I just wanted my paw print in the concrete!
Le Poopeur Scoopeur!
I went to give mom a kiss and she smelled my poopy face!
Flip Flop Staffy
When no one’s looking I love to steal thing’s and chew them and especially like flip flops, my brother was not so impressed though!
Eau de dead fish
When the boys brought Rixen in they said he was rolling around in the grass, and now he smelled funny. Further investigation found he was actually rolling around on the remains of a fish that had washed up a few days before. He may be rethinking that decision now.
The old “hidden ball” trick
I Like to Hide Tennis Balls around the house.
-Maggie
