I burp like a full grown man but demand to be treated like a princess. And I have to burp in mom or dad’s face otherwise it didn’t count.
Love,
Mika
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I like big pillows and I cannot lie
Charlie likes big pillows.. And he cannot
Lie
Lonely Lab
Charlie can’t hold his licker!
This is Why They Invented Washers
Such a strange thing to see after walking into the bedroom…
Life’s a Beach..
I tore apart 2 sand filled weight balls & turned the living room into an indoor beach!
Trampooline
pooing on the trampoline
Sweet Baby Jesus!
“First, I shredded mom’s new Santa decoration. Then, I ate baby Jesus and vomited him up at the foot of mom’s bed at 4:00 am”
Orna-mental about shiny things!
This is Sasha Belle, our two year old German Shepherd. She is destroying our beautiful Christmas tree one ornament at a time.
Beta Testing
Titan always barks and whines when we feed the Beta and never likes it when we change the tank water. My husband was looking at the tank and said “What the ?!” Titan had climbed up the stairs and managed to drop his rawhide chew into the tank and never made a peep. I fished it out and it was soggy – who knows how long it had been in there! Titan’s note says “I dropped my 8-inch rawhide into the fish tank. It dissolved a bit and killed the Beta. I don’t care because I should be the only pet. P.S: Can I have my rawhide back now? Titan
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Norse [God]
“I ate most of my mommy’s Vaseline. She had to move the whole bed to get me!
Sorry, not sorry!
Love, Loki
*I heard her make the appointment to get me neutered… she deserved this!*”
Loki had been missing for about half an hour. I should have know the Norse God of Mischief was up to no good. I found him under the bed (where he knows we can’t reach him) enjoying the delicious petroleum jelly. Our king-size bed is heavy and hard to move, but he was caught red-handed! Going potty is going to be LOTS of fun later!