I ate an entire string of Christmas lights.
Christmas lights
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Well what do you expect, I can’t read!
I like to open Christmas gifts that are not meant for me. ~ Phoebe
Ginger is in the well-decorated dog house!
Ginger got put in doggy jail.
Cappie the creeper
Cappie is the world’s sweetest dog, but during meals, he has an unwavering creeper stare. You may not see him if he’s all the way under the table, but you will definitely feel his presence. While there’s no concrete evidence to date, we’re fairly certain he’s capable of stealing souls. At the very least, we know he’s capable of stealing turkey. Usually, he gets at least a nibble of dinner, but tonight is street taco night, and Cappie’s mom says onions are a no-no for dogs 🙁
Nothing was stirring, certainly not that mouse!
I thought I heard a mouse. We left Buddy in the laundry room while we went to work. It was too cold to be outside that day. When we came home this is what we found. There was actually a dead mouse in the wall.
Smarter than YOU
My mom left me alone for too long so I ate the Rubik’s Cube. She couldn’t do it anyways! #thatswhatyouget!
Can’t you be more like [Bo] Obama?
This is our puppy Humphrey. He loves to destroy things when we are at work. Naughty Porty!
“My names is Humphrey and I cant be trusted”
It ate the lotion in the basket
“To the ladies at work: I ate your gifts. If your hands are dry this winter, it’s ALL MY FAULT”
Watch where your naked foot lands!
Cindy Lou Who waits until my husband gets into the shower ~ she then takes a poop on his bathmat. He has learned to look before he steps out *Ü*
Ming doesn’t fly Coach
Ming—who is an otherwise exceptionally well-behaved pug—had a minor indiscretion this week. We know she hates the rain but thought it was a coincidence that she didn’t have to go outside as often when the weather turned ugly. We figured she was getting older and could magically hold her bladder longer. Nope! She found a new place to go potty: on her mom’s Coach shoes!
