I ate 22 cheese and potato pierogi. Hey, Grandma left them within my reach! Not my fault! Those little dumplings were delicious and I’d do it again.
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Mama Justine is Mickey’s Christmas Miracle!
I ignored the rules and tried to chase the ducks at the dog park and fell through the ice. Justine, my hero, had to risk her own life to save me. I am very ashamed.
Apparently the off-leash dog park will now have to be the on-leash dog park for this naughty boy who can’t resist temptation.
Editor’s note: Thank you for your heroic feat! I wish you and Mickey many more adventures; less dangerous ones, I hope!
We Wish you a Smelly Christmas!
On Christmas day, I tried to make friends with a skunk….twice. (Even though I stink, I’m not sorry.)
Sugar plum coma
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring…..well that’s not true…THIS was stirring.
I ate the Christmas cookies off the dining room table while my people were sleeping. Now I have a sugar coma.
What’s the Big Deal Anyway?
Edison ate a Christmas ornament from 1988 that I made for my grandmother.
Rocky the Tootsie Thief
Today is Rocky’s 1st 1/2 birthday. He decided to help himself to an early birthday present.
Ball Drive
My dad was playing fetch with Cash and was throwing his ball down the stairs. Cash Jumped off the bottom step to catch his ball mid-air, only problem was his shoulder went through the wall. But he kept the ball in his mouth the whole time.
Butter get a bucket
Dad dropped the butter and forgot to pick it up……
Lesson #62 of pet-ownership over the holidays
“While the folks and guests were at Christmas Eve service, I ate all the food-gifts under the tree. Coco (I also eat poop, but doesn’t everyone?)”
Why, you may ask, would anyone with a dog leave food-gifts on the floor while no one was home? Because the “folks” know better, but the guests didn’t. It didn’t occur to the folks to say to the guests, “Do any of those packages and bags have food in them?” Alas, alack. Doggie food attack.
The smoking gun
Ed decided that he did not want to save any of his Christmas Treats that were placed carefully in his stocking, he instead decided to eat his stocking and his treats too! He was remorseful, hiding under the bed, but I think he would do it again!