Dogshaming

Your jokes fall flat-ulence

Posted January 4th, 2015 by & filed under Farting Furballs, Submitted.

Teddy farted so many times I had to leave the room numerous times.

My Gift to Mom for the New Year

Posted January 4th, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I pulled Mom into a parked car, breaking one of her ribs. In my defense, the cat I was chasing started it. — Darmit
P.S. Happy New Year, Mom!

Sprinkler Trenching

Posted January 4th, 2015 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

“I’m helping put in new sprinklers.”

Chair vs Bed

Posted January 3rd, 2015 by & filed under Couch Potatoes, Dog Bed Destruction, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

“Why sleep in a bed when I have this chair…” Bella’s grandpa gave her a very nice bed, but she refuses to sleep in it.

Doggie-door solution

Posted January 3rd, 2015 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

Doggie solution to missing his mom

Baby you’re fireworked up for nothing!

Posted January 3rd, 2015 by & filed under Bed Hogs, Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

Noises outside of my control freak me out. I broke the new ceramic water bowl when the bug guy was here…Chewed up the wooden blinds to assert my dominance to the gentleman who cleans the pool…Ripped the curtain rod OUT OF THE WALL to show the landscaper I’m the boss of the house. This is my newest offering to the list.

I am the Destroyer of Mom’s nice things.

Mom does the responsible thing, dog disagrees

Posted January 3rd, 2015 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops, Who's Training Whom.

I ripped my own poop bag open while misbehaving at the park, now I am covered in it. Bath time…

P.s. Mom needed a bath too.

Room’bad girl!

Posted January 1st, 2015 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops, Technophobes.

We are starting to leave Stella out of her kennel when we are gone for short periods. We were gone for 30 minutes and came home to poop tracks all over the living room…

Stella is usually a very good girl!

New year, new carpet

Posted January 1st, 2015 by & filed under Holiday Hooligans, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

I ate a jar of Vaseline and pooped it out all over the carpet while dad was at a NYE Party.

Newton’s New Year Surprise

Posted January 1st, 2015 by & filed under Couch Potatoes, Holiday Hooligans, Piddle Party, Submitted.

“I rang in the new year by peeing on my friend’s couch.”

My friend and her husband invited Newton and I over this year for New Year’s Eve. Everything was going fine until out of nowhere, Newton jumped on the couch, looked at me, and peed. Newton’s New Year resolution? Show a little more class when visiting other people’s homes.

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