Our female Blue Healer has in my opinion, Farts that could be used as a weapon of mass destruction. We live in the south, and we keep telling our female dog that she is to fluff, not fart, but they are toxic.
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Not My Cup of Tea
My wife started giving our Corgi some hot tea during the Winter. Now whenever she makes herself a cup of hot tea, she will make him a cup of hot tea or he will not let her drink her tea in peace. She started drinking tea with cream when we went to Ireland. The sign says, “I make my mommy make me a cup of hot tea OR I will not leaver her alone.”
SHE DID IT!
My name is E-lynn.. It was New Year’s Eve & they left Portia (my BFF) and I home alone again.. So I decided to demolish a brand new leather jacket that was less than a week old. My family just unpacked from Christmas vacation and all the jackets were in a pile. I decided to pull the leather one from the bottom of the pile and chew off the entire sleeve. And here I am 🙂
Howard the du…dog?
Came home and found Howard finishing off a bag of dog treats- there’s no way he could have gotten them down. So I found the partner in crime- Shirley.
Water-yarfing chihuahua
I drink water too fast, than walk away and throw it right back up on the floor. (I am the reason we will never have carpeted floors.)
What a delicious Wedding!
We’ve always known that Brew was a food motivated dog but never before had he raided the fridge while we were home. Sign reads “Brew is not allowed any cuddles today. Last night he opened the fridge and ate the Wedding cake.” I guess the wedding cake was just too much temptation
It wasn’t me!
I promise it wasn’t me who “helped” landscape the yard!
I added a little colour to your life!
Tet chewed up a whole package of rainbow construction paper all over Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom. Maybe he wanted to add a splash of colour!?
Rabbit of Caerbannog
Stewie got this sign for Christmas after she bit a chunk of fur out of her kitty brother’s neck because he always tries to eat her hay. She also chases the dog and steals his toys.
Is this a test-icle?
I clawed my dad’s testicle when he tried to give me a bath. -Lucy