“I like to inappropriately flash people my ‘lipstick’ at parties.” – Rambo
It’s really awkward.
Inappropriate Party Guest
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Natural, incremental destruction
“We wouldn’t rest until we destroyed our bed. Now we have to sleep on the floor. Tarka & Remy”
Jack the Zipper
I figured out the zipper…
-Jack
(Jack is smart. He only destroys things or makes messes when we’re home and he wants attention, and now he’s figured out zippers that lead to fluff.)
Swamp Master P(oodle)
I chased a turtle into a swamp. It took 2 baths to make me not stinky. I should pick on someone my own size. Love Ruby
Sticky Situation
When mom is not looking I try to help with the stickers.
Beagle Hat Trick
Daddy left home for 1 hour and mistakes were made.
Heph, 7, Nim, 3, and Orph, 4 months, pulled out the trash can, threw trash around the house, and pulled off an entire roll of toilet paper. Don’t let the little one fool you….he’s the TP kid.
Welcome to the neighbourhood!
I stole undies from the washing basket and took them to the next door neighbour
Landscaping
“I didn’t do anything”
Viki, our two years old mixed breed tore her pillow into little pieces and spread it through the whole garden. It must have taken a lot of time, I hope she enjoyed herself.
I certainly did not while cleaning it.
Sampson needs his comfort-er
While visiting my brother, he showed me the new blanket he bought for the guest bedroom. My brother forgot to close the door and his dog Sampson jumped on the bed and made himself comfortable on the blanket that was just bought a few days before.
Side-eye Sorrow
I escaped the fenced garden, crossed an icy canal (I am very lucky that the ice was thick enough to hold me!), chased a fox, rolled in something smelly, chased a cat, and made my mommy cry. I am a brat. (Look at this face, you can’t be angry at this face!)
