“I destroyed a door, because of a bug.”
I saw a bug
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A candidate for book #2?
Ross ate the cover of his owner’s brand new Dog Shaming book, as well as a utility bill, a set of Legos, and some toilet paper straight off the roll. His sign says “I’m being shamed because I ate the Dog Shaming book. -Ross”
Part of a complete diet
Charley says: I ate the cactus house plant & I am not sorry.
Jabu says: Tomorrow you will be !!
Buffy the Remote Killer
Buffy is my 6 month-old Borgi (border collie/corgi mix). No matter how many toys she has, electronics have a special appeal. The tv remote is the latest casualty in Buffy’s personal crusade against technology.
Dog with a Death Wish
If there has been a coyote prowling around at night, when mom lets me outside to potty, I go after it! I even almost caught one!! The best part is mom running across the yard in her pjs, in the dark, screaming like a lunatic because she’s afraid I’ll get eaten. Not sorry at all! – Mickey, Rat Terrier
The Do’s and Do-do not’s of the dog park
Klaus got too excited at the dog park and ended up getting covered in his own poo……resulting in a very unimpressed weimaraner.
Ping-Pong Ball Buster
Okie barks and cries every time we play ping-pong. When she finally gets the ball she destroys it!
Vlogger Gobbler
Sasha is a pup, an over-active one at that. She’s destroyed our last couple of bills, and no amount of scolding has corrected it. So, we decided to finally put a mailbox up. Needless to say, the mailman ignored the mailbox entirely and left the envelope with our first YouTube-related check under the door. And well…you know the rest.
two, four, six, ate my homework
We went to watch my sons wrestling match and came home to a chewed up Ziploc bag of multiplication facts that she stole out of my son’s backpack. Every Ziploc bag we have no matter what is in it or what size, Daisy will chew it up like a junkyard dog.
Official Package Inspector
Sheldon has a bed in my home office and is a faithful work companion. However, he is obsessed with packages and checks them all for snacks – sometimes prior to my approval/checking contents. He is not sorry and will do this again any time he has the chance!
