I snatched baby Jesus out of the manger and chewed him up.
Sacrilicious Cradle Robber
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Hashbrown, not sorry!
I can’t be trusted when left alone with delicious bedsheets. #itsamiracle #sorryimnotsorry
A bulldog, an animal shelter, and too many litter boxes
My English Bulldog, Pepper Potts, comes to work every day. This was the first time I ever caught her in the cat-crunchies at work. (Frequent offender at home) Her Kong bed is not even 2 hours old in this pic.
The first of many shames, I’m sure. Still, can’t be mad at that face too long!
You got 10 seconds! 10…9…8…
If my owner doesn’t walk me as soon as they get home I poop and pee on the rug.
Revenge of the PJ snatchers
I left to go to school; he never likes being alone. So he took out his vengeance on my pajamas.
Poop Shute Ute
I pooped in the front seat of my owners Ute, then sat in it. It took ages to clean me up then he had to clean the Ute. The smell lasted for days.
Editor’s note: a ute is is a term used originally in Australia and New Zealand to describe passenger vehicles with a cargo tray in the rear.
The gargantuan pugwich
I unzipped a backpack and ate half of a “gargantuan” sub sandwich.
How to Embarrass mom 101
Bad dogs come in pairs. Worse when a male person of the house found the disaster zone and cleaned the shredded feminine product up off the bathroom floor.
Alarming behaviour
“I’ve decided the best way to wake up mom is to SIT on her head!”
Delicious, delicious tissues
Sign reads: I like to chew up used tissues. My human has a cold. YUM!
Henry the long-haired Dachshund recently passed at the old age of 16. He was a good dog but sometimes couldn’t control himself; apparently he loves the taste of snot.
