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He’s Barking Mad!
Sanjay – the Pugalier from Co Wicklow, Ireland
I bark THE ENTIRE 12 minute ride to school every day. (And I eat my own poop) 🙁
Editor’s note: Hi Hannah, I hope you have a great Easter/Passover with your pup.
Adoptable Fridays – Callie
Callie the adoptable lab steals the hearts of little kids….
…and the food off your counters.
Callie came into Broken Tail Rescue based out of Worcester, MA over a year ago, with thick scars around her neck from being tied up outside. She had never been inside a house, didn’t know how to walk on a leash, had skin and urinary tract infections, wore her teeth (probably from grubbing around in the dirt), etc… but was an INCREDIBLY sweet lady .
Nowadays, she loves going for hikes, hanging out in her crate, meeting new people and snuggling up with kids. She knows tons of tricks and also uses potty bells to let you know when she needs to go out. But MAYBE because of her past…. she can’t let a free meal go by! Notorious counter-surfer Callie will steal your heart, and your food. =)
Callie drew the short end of the stick when it comes to stats for adoption. Black, older adult, lab/pit looks, thinks other pets might be snacks. But the truth is that she’s ridiculously sweet and has a heart of gold, doesn’t act like a senior at all, and doesn’t make a fuss about coming near other animals. She’s just a huge love!
Easter egg hunt
Lucy ate six of our nine dyed Easter eggs on the same day, shrink wrap, stickers and all.
Well, you’re tall like a tree…
My mom won’t let me pee on my doggy brother, so I peed on her instead.
-Wally
In the last week or so, Wally has started to casually sneak up on our other dog to try to pee on him. (Which I do not allow him to do.) So, today, when I took both dogs out, he waited until I wasn’t paying attention and peed on me instead.
Paging Dr. Stafordshire
While taking a shower, Blossom ate my stethoscope.
“THOSE” dog park people
“We went to the dog park, and while the other dogs wanted to play with me, all I wanted to do was pee on and/or snarl at everyone, so we had to leave, and now everyone at the dog park knows Mom & Dad as “those people with the a****le dog.”
This book is offensive to all literate dogs!
My sweet boxer destroyed my new dog shaming book while I was away. I guess she wasn’t asmused.
Blue Steel, or so he thinks.
I will literally never smile in a photograph.
Dog Shaming’s own web dev and friend, Jairus, helped us out with our latest April Fools’ prank (if you haven’t caught on by now, HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY, HA!). We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled canine confessions tomorrow! Thanks everyone for playing along.
Time is relative[ly late to everything]
If the thing is 10 minutes away and starts at noon, I leave the house at 11:56.
Our friend James submitted this picture of himself on behalf of his wife Sonya. He’s late so often that she was beyond shocked when he was on time for their wedding!
