I run away from home and use my good looks to get gourmet wild rabbit treat at the village market #fancypants #golddigger
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Poncho of Shame
My name is Butter. I like to sneak into my parents laundry basket and pull out my dads used handkerchiefs. I carefully chew out the gooey centers and craft them into fantastic articles of artisanal clothing. Here I am modeling my most recent piece, the poncho of shame.
Cannot guarantee to keep your whites, whiter!
Sacky got groomed on a Saturday and was looking handsome and his fur was so white! By Sunday evening, he had ruined his pearly white fur… He was licking up some grease underneath the grill when some dripped onto his head.
His grooming cost us $50.
H.A. (Humpers Anonymous)
I like humping my daddy’s leg. I am a female. #sorrynotsorry
Forever Sick
I don’t like my medicine. I will eat the hotdog bit with the pill inside, then later spit the pill out when mommy isn’t looking. I will be FOREVER SICK.
When we adopted Artimus he had a sever upper respiratory and ear infection. It has been 3 months and he still sneezes and coughs, much to the vets (and our) surprise. I went home and found out that it’s not for my lack of trying, he is just spitting out the pill!
Neighbors are not a fan
Mom says our neighbour is afraid of dogs……so I decided to help her with exposure therapy. Mom says I’m not helping. 🙁
The Easter Beagle
I had a box of Cadbury eggs ready to mail out to a friend and Bentley managed to pull it off the counter while I was gone.
Editor’s note: Keep an eye on your pooches over the holidays, there’s lots of stuff they can eat that could potentially make them sick. Happy Easter everyone!
That’s a spicy meatball
Our golden retriever usually prefers bread, but today Lucy ate a whole bag of dried chile pasillas.
I’m not feeling too hot, dog.
My name is Chanel. I ate nine hot dogs off of the counter. Now I have “clear the room” gas!!
Oh the irony…
While mum and dad were out, Hudson very thoughtfully chose this book to shred. We think he was trying to make a statement and stick up for all his buddies in the book 🙂
