Both my dogs.. Cinnamon (dachshund) and Fred(Multi Racial) Being shamed over a frozen dead squirrel.
Frozen meat on a stick
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I Have Boundary Issues
“I have issues respecting people’s boundaries.” This dog is the reason the pool fence company has to puts an asterisk next to their ad, “Pet Proof Fencing*”. *not 100% pet proof. She continually eats through the fence to try and swim.
I got your backside, friend!
While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
It cost HOW MUCH?!?!?
I ate a full size bath towel which cost $747 to have removed.
6 month old great dane puppy “Ardy” managed to eat an entire bath towel. Oh, the life of a great dane owner.
Phantom Pains
Chase aka “King of the Cone” had a toe amputated for biopsy in November. After letting it heal thoroughly for over a month he has decided to lick it to the point of almost reopening the wound. After a $281 bill at the vets for steroid and antibiotic shots he’s now been back in the “Cone of Shame” at some point everyday.
Little Stress ball of fur
Maximus found my stress ball, abandoned his ball, and decided to go to work on it. Found him and the ball in my office; he usually plays in the living room but for some reason decided to go upstairs and tear it up.
One pees, one tells
I peed Mom and Dad’s bed.
I told.
One skunk, twice the price
Bathed dog sprayed by skunk goes outside and rolls in stink again
Not my Jimmy Chews!
Dear Mom, I know you like designer shoes, so I made you some “Jimmy Chews”. Love, Redford XOXO
After retiring from the racetrack, my sweet greyhound has taken up a second career as a shoe designer – sigh.
Can you pay my bills? No I can’t, I’m a dog.
Mr. Bennett decided he wanted to help mommy pay the bills today while we were at work! Or perhaps he was looking for the appointment reminder for his neuter next month!!
