Nash just thought he could learn a new language by eating a French-English dictionary.
Je suis désolé!
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Cockadoodle Dog
“I tore up Mom’s favorite rooster pillow. Tastes like chicken.”
Five-month-old Oakley, a Golden Pyrenees pup, could blame her dad for leaving her alone downstairs for just a few minutes, or she could blame Checkers, the old Golden Retriever in the room, but she takes full credit for destroying the chanticleer.
We live under that rock now.
When does a rock cost as much as a down-payment on a house? When your adorable Husky mix eats it and it gets lodged in his large intestine. Cheers!
I will not be contained, I’m old!
Meet Pam. She is about 10 pounds, about 20 years old, and has about 4 teeth. Staying in the kitchen because she has old age incontinence is apparently unacceptable!
Knit-wit
I make my bed in mum’s knitting. She ‘s been trying to finish this scarf for months. I have no shame.
It’s a sister thing
Adoptive sister pugs Gen and the Foo love other……95% of the time. Unless food is involved then, it’s every pug for herself! No regrets.
Destroy first, ask questions later.
Buddy always seems to get attacked by fluffy things in the house. It is inexplicable!
House Hunters: Canine Edition
This is BELLA. She is a 6 month old Cockalier (cocker and cavalier spaniel mix). Her crate was sitting on top of her sisters crate when she decided that she no longer wanted to play with her toys and would rather dig a hole in the wall (of my new house). After this incident, I put a piece of cardboard between her crate and the wall. That didn’t stop her. She shred the cardboard up. Not sorry at all 🙂
Potty Mouth
I ate the pooper scooper.
Mother-in-law-in-pain
Chalupa decided to bite his future grandmother in-law on their first meeting!!! Now he is not invited to summer in Cape Cod at her house.
