I tried to eat a package of uncooked spaghetti
I’m feeling Italian tonight

I tried to eat a package of uncooked spaghetti
I tried to break out while my mom was sleeping…..I also chewed this sign. ~Mila
“I broke in to the dog food bucket and gave everyone a huge snack, then got stuck in the bathroom while chasing the cat, so I chewed my way out.”
Dash is our foster pup, and is recovering from getting her dew claws removed. It’s hard for her to turn around in our tiny house while she’s wearing the Cone of Shame, but this was the first time she’s gotten stuck in the bathroom, and of course, it had to happen while we weren’t home.
I fell asleep during “The Bachelor”. Mom is the one who should be ashamed.
Lou loves to watch tv with mom but she’s in it more for the cuddles than the shows!
Sorry that I are your pie mom. Next time I’ll save you a piece.
I get soooo excited when we have company over that I hump the cat! Poor kitty.
I ate Josh’s underpants. I feel no remorse.
Heinrich is a fashion designer who prefers to work with cotton knits and specializes in undergarments.
Nilla loves to chase and eat bees in our clover-filled back yard. She’s 3 years old — you’d think she’d learn, but she’s not the brainiest pup in the pack.
Two dogs figured out how to open the fridge and eat its contents while owners are away
I crapped on my Mum’s pillow (and it wasn’t easy!)