Murray ate his moms bag of coffee….”she’s a little mad tonight, but she’ll be really mad in the morning when she has no coffee!!”
Someone needed a late day “pick-me-up”!
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I hate Vet trips!
Wellington hates going to the Vet so he insists on taking his teddy with him, much to the amusement of all the staff!
I told them not to get a dog
Dog- My name is Sydney. I just got adopted (and fixed$). To repay my new mommy and daddy I ate the walls. Good thing they love me.
Cat- I told them not to get a dog. -Max
Expensive Taste
I ate my dad’s $100 bill and my mama’s shoes. I have expensive taste.
Where are my manners?
She didn’t see it, oh but she’ll smell it.
Paste Face
I dumped out the flour from breading porkchops into the trash. Zoey decided to dig in the trash and got flour and slobber all over her face. Creating a horrible paste.
Tee time
He chewed my golf shoes, and now he’s got a necklace.
A technicality
“I’m supposed to sit on the towel when I get on the couch. And I am.” Dignan knows the rule but he always pulls the towel off before he sits down. Technically he IS on the towel, though!
Canine Carpet Installers
I chewed and/or scratched this until no bits remained. While everyone slept. I’m a little ashamed.
-Scruffy the Australian Labradoodle.
He’s almost two and we’ve had him since he was a baby. Such a good boy. Until his lapse in judgement last night!!! Ohhh Scruffy.
Lean Cuisine
Our poodle heads straight to the kitchen to find unattended food when he is left out of his crate.
