Wilbur was found hiding under a blanket in his dog crate with a straight tail! Pug plea of guilt !
Wilbur-y the truth about who pooped on the floor
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Dog feels no shame, owner does.
Found my dog had been “shamed” for me when I got home one night after he barked constantly for 3 hours. My poor neighbor had the flu and Fox did not care, nor was he ashamed. I was though.
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My name is Juno. I like to eat the butts and crotches of everyone’s undies. Yum!
You’ve always wanted to be a Cowboy…
I like to pretend I’m a calf getting roped at the Calgary Stampede every time Humans try to put my leash on.
Fowl Breath
I eat chicken poop! Mom says my breath is fowl!
Don’t tennis balls grow on trees?
Enzo likes to peel his tennis balls like oranges. It’s no big deal. A set of 5 kong tennis balls (the kind that won’t wear down your teeth) are only 6.99 a bag. SMDH.
It’s Electric…well, it used to be anyway…
“I chewed the plug off the lamp. I only regret I was caught.”
Even though he has every chew toy he could want, Watson still felt the need to chew off the plug for the lamp in the den. Thank goodness it wasn’t plugged in!
Crop Circles
I pooped in the house and turned on the Roomba all by myself! Now there are poop crop circles all over the carpet. Mom wasn’t very happy.
I guess she just tried to clean up her own mess?
I Only Look Pathetic
I hide instead of going outside. I hide when I see my medicine bottle. I work really hard at looking pathetic. Does it work?
Small But Shameful
I am Pee Wee. I am 15. I am blind, but I can find and steal food anywhere.
