They say she’ll never have any tartar …
Eat rocks
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Ooops
Left my one year old dog Chloe home alone with her older brother Xavier. She felt that we were never coming back and ate the door while brother stood and watched.
Too Cheesy?
“I stole my mom’s grilled cheese sandwich right out of her hand because I’m fast and I wanted it! Signed: Kessler Margaret.”
Darn, I was really looking forward to my lunch too……shame on you, Kessie!
The NightGuards
“After an emergency trip to the vets, I thanked mom by eating her night guard.” – Oliver.
“I helped” – Isabelle.
Death of Barbie
I tore Barbie’s head off and ate her hair. I didn’t like the way she was looking at me. Baxter
Watch out for scary puppies
Milo, the 2 year old poodle, has many dog shaming qualities, but being bullied by a tiny puppy really did take the cake.
Coffee [table] break
I broke the coffee table.
Barley is ball-obsessed and got a little too rambunctious while playing. He isn’t sorry at all, and I’m still not sure how I’m going to fix it!
The Pleasure is all Mine
I make mommy and daddy wait “endlessly” at the base of the stairs. It takes me 5 minutes to descend, as I like to pleasure myself on each and every step.
Carrots are good for me!
Karma the golden doodle can’t resist homemade carrot cake.
No Comfort
My name is Sam and chewed up dads favorite pillow he travels with.
