“I didn’t want mom to go to Sydney, so I ate her map for dinner! Ps. Not Sorry. Love, Tucker
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Frankie loves poo!
I follow my new kitten around and tidy up after him by eating his poo. I am a bad dog!
Post-Op Pest
Simply because Marley couldn’t lick her foot with the e-collar on didn’t stop her from trying and the edge of the e-collar kept scraping the irritation and making it worse.
Lizard Lips
They kept talking about how great Lizard Lips lip balm was. I had to try it for myself.
I just wanted to be loved
My dog Bentley was so excited to see me this morning that he jumped in my lap and nudged my hand with his nose, while I was about to take a sip of my morning coffee. Hot coffee was spilled all over my chest. Bentley was sorry. He only wanted some love!
Don’t leave Kona alone
My dog, Kona, a 5 year Jack Russell – Chihuahua mix, has separation anxiety, and I left him alone for 5 minutes… Came back to find a present on my bed. A piece on each of the top 2 pillows and a piece touching the bottom two – he’s good at revenge.
Feathery Fiend
My German Shepherd snuck away from my mom and tore up her favorite feather pillow
The real reason dinosaurs went extinct!
Minion has this thing about de-gutting every toy! He must think there all squirrels.
Buster vs. Cup
Buster is gifted at opening baseball equipment bags….an expensive gift when he eats gloves, Evo shields, and other gear. He does have a special fondness, however, for cups.
“I miss my boy when he plays baseball so I eat his equipment.”
Mad AND blind
“I managed to reach moms nightstand and took her $300 pair of favourite glasses and destroyed them within minutes, now she is mad AND blind” – Otto Von Bismarck
