I pooped in a soccer player’s cleat at work (and it was diarrhea)
Diego Maradon’t poop in my cleats!
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Steamrolling Bully
“I destroyed my sister’s table, attempted to break into the food bin, and pushed the crate around …. with the CAT in it, while mom and dad went to brunch.”
Closeted pooper
Lilly and Lizzy are naughty
Sorry Mommy!
My name is Piper and today I am 6 months old. I decided to celebrate this milestone by digging in the yard and making a muddy mess. I thought my 1/2 birthday needed some puppy themed decor, so I ran through the house like a crazy girl and tracked muddy paw prints all over the white carpet. My mom was less than thrilled with my decorations and give me an impromptu mid-day bath. Maybe she will be happier with my decorations in another 6 months when we celebrate my first birthday…
Benji the Pug Hates Science
“I chewed up my mommy’s goggles.” Sorry not sorry.
#Benjithepug doesn’t like it when his mommy needs to study for lab because he doesn’t get any love, so he decided to chew up and take apart her goggles to make a statement instead.
Who’s really the cold-blooded one here?
I steal food from the tortoise. – Jules
WTF?!?! Again?!? – Pookie
Fuzzy alarm clock
Cookie has a BAD habit of waking her mommy & daddy at 4:30am with a barrage of kisses. When she’s certain that we’re awake, she goes back to sleep!
Gluten-Free for all
I never steal meat, only bread.
Puppy Diarrhea
I ate a big can of powdered infant formula. I had diarrhea. My mom slipped in it and broke her wrist in 2 places.
Thank you for watching me
I stayed at Mike’s for the weekend. This morning I thanked him by barfing on the carpeting. Dakota
I was putting on my jacket to take Dakota outside when I heard this noise that immediately sent me into a blur of actions to get him outside before it was too late. As you can see I was not successful and he obviously does not have any feelings of guilt, he is back up on my couch. However, he is still my buddy.
