I stole Tara and Matt’s hand-decorated cookies from the countertop and ate them all.
I stole the kids’ cookies…
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I eat my own yellow snow!
My name is Trooper and I’m an Alaskan Klee Kai. I like to run and go for walks AND eat yellow snow. What can I say? It’s been a long winter……
Put your money where your mouth is
Colbie is a sweet lab/boxer mix that we rescued at 4 months old. She is about to turn one and just started loving money (like her mama)! Instead of spending it, she loves to shred it! This is an example of what happens when my six year old daughter left her allowance out!
The Shredder
I’m the reason mom and dad don’t buy nice sheets anymore. This is the third incident, so I’m obviously not sorry. -Elf
I Keep Eating the Soap
I keep eating the soap and then I have to poop every 10 minutes.
Sleeping Beauty
Beau is a 10 year old Italian Greyhound who makes his mommy carry him to bed at night. It is really mommy’s fault for spoiling him rotten.
Sorry to burst your bubble
I’m a balloon killer.
Destruction is so ho-hum
“I also did the diaper pail (Mom is having a beer now).”
There’s a banana in my tail pipe
Perhaps Kaiser heard about the Banana Plants medical properties somewhere
We can all agree, Samuel is forgiven for this, right?
I got caught short and did a sneaky piddle in the hallway. My owner didn’t see it and slipped, injuring her arm. Needless to say, we’re both rather embarrassed 🙁
