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Retaliation between siblings

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Our French bulldog is a wonderful big brother to our son, and acts like a typical “velcro puppy,” so for example he likes to sit at the foot of the changing table whenever we change the baby’s diaper. One day during a diaper change the baby started peeing all over the place, and the dog was unfortunately in the line of fire. I froze for a moment when trying to decide between towelling down the dog’s fur or diapering the baby… but during those few seconds of hesitation it happened again! Our Frenchie got peed on twice within a 45 second period… but he was a good sport about it. However he delivers payback in the form of stealing pacifiers.

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He’s a rotten Melon

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Our baby green cheek conure, Melon, loves my daughter and gets super excited when he gets to come out of his cage to play. “I get so excited when my sister takes me out of my cage that I can’t control the strength of my love bites. OUCH!”

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Batdog redecorates

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I have an “Angry Pooper” on my hands. I’m fostering this adorable, sweet, pitbull who revenge poops when he doesn’t get his way. One of his worst was when he pooped on my space heater (when I wouldn’t let him up on my bed). But by far, the most notorious and destructive was when I came home to this today. To set the record straight you should know two things: I took him out just before I left, and yes, he is wearing the shower curtain as a cape because apparently he’s batdog.
The sign reads:
“My foster mom left me alone for 3 hours and because I get out of my crate, she left me in the bathroom with toys and treats…so I ‘RE-DECORATED’. My handy work includes: scratching up the door, tearing down the bars and shower curtain, tearing up the shower curtain and wearing it as a cape….and for a bonus: pooping in the tub!”

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King Cake Crapfest

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Yes, I ate the last of the Haydel’s king cake. Which was a present for my boy’s birthday and which my people had been rationing to make last. And which Junebug told me was tasty, so really she should be wearing a sign too.

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