I ran really fast through the house…got stuck in the curtains and pulled them out of the wall sending the curtain rod flying through Mom & Dad’s flatscreen TV. I couldn’t care less.
No more Game of Thrones!
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They starve me!
“I just stole the pizza box from the counter and ate 3 pieces. No regrets!”
Don’t let his cuteness fool you, people. He is cunning and calculating and preys on poor innocent children who leave their pizza unattended!
This is Leonard, our 2 yr old shelter pup. He’s hort on manners but makes up for it in personality, lol.
Basenjeez Louise!
This is what happens when mom has to go away on a business trip.
The cat has a bone to pick with you…
Poppy loves cat food…but cat food doesn’t love her.
Politically Incorrect
“I chewed on former President Bill Clinton’s Face.” – Dr. Meredith Greyhound
Dr. Meredith is very enamored with the former President. She just wanted to give him a little love nibble. On his face.
She’s a speed-reader
Dr. Lexi “Leave It!” Greyhound takes her reading very seriously. Among her favorite books is, appropriately, “Adopting the Racing Greyhound.” She loves this book so much she just had to eat it.
We’re even now
I didn’t like the dress mommy put me in, so I rolled in cow poop and ruined it!
Sophie doesn’t usually mind her outfits, but she just couldn’t resist the alluring smell of cow manure…
Tinder’s new security feature
I make sure Mommy will never get a date again….
It’s Curtains for you!
My name is Daisy. I’ve sat in this crate next to these curtains for three years. Today I had enough. I pulled the curtains into my crate so hard I ripped the rod off the wall while my parents went grocery shopping. And I’m 8 years old.
Waffles Wasn’t So White
I pooped in the yard and then rolled around in it!
