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She’s got Moxie!

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Moxies nickname is monster moxie, and I have watched her since she was about 8 weeks old. Her owners went out of town for the first time since they got her. She wasn’t a perfect angel but was reasonably good all things considered… Until the very last day when she unleashed her inner monster! She destroyed about 8 coffee table decorations, a wicker basket, 3 magazines, and rearranged the furniture all in one morning! She acts sorry now but I know its only a matter of time before she unleashes he monster again!

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This isn’t how you make wine?

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I eat mulberries off the ground, which turns my paws purple. Then I poop purple berries all over my pen. I bark for the Maid to change my bedding and to draw my bath. Even the water turns purple. I never leave a tip for the Maid. Signed, Wally

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14 ways to prove pugs are actually just toddlers

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1. They love arts and crafts.

 

 

2. They do things that are so disgusting we can’t even tell our closest friends about.

 

3. They don’t listen. AT ALL. EVER.

 

 

4. They think they’re responsible enough to have their own pet.

 

5. They have no concept of money, yet strangely, only destroy expensive things.

 

6. The poop, oh god, the poop.

 

7. Anything is a choking hazard, if they try hard enough.

 

8. Sleeping in past 7am is a thing of the past.

 

9. Holidays will never be complete without a trip to the emergency room.

 

10. You’re the bad cop, grandma is the good cop (with candy in her purse).

 

 

11. Everything goes in their mouths.

 

12. You’ll never eat in peace again.

 

 

13. You’ll forever be covered in some kind of sticky, snotty fluid.

 

 

14. They’re not great around new people.

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