I steal toys from babies.
The baby had one too many

I steal toys from babies.
“I destroy every toy mom buys me. I am NOT sorry!”
This is Ellie, my 1 1/2 year old Chihuahua/Yorkie mix. She is a serial toy murderer! I have tried all brands of “indestructible” toys or hard rubber toys, she either eats them or ignores them. Bad dog!!!
*note: I always make sure she is supervised when she has toys. She never is left alone with the stuffing as it can be very harmful if not deadly to dogs*
“I ate my cat sister’s food out of her bowl because I wanted a shiny hat!”
Jane had a tasty treat and now owns a fashionable hat.
Max opened the cupboard and ate all the cheese crackers… It was a rough couple of days.
Came home from a Sunday morning breakfast date with my girlfriend to find this…
Our pug likes to nibble on Golden Retriever poo when his Mommy is not looking!
While mom and dad were at work, I helped myself to the kitty treats. I told them not to get a cat!! ~ Casey
My dad doesn’t have to clean the kitty litter this week.
Siena’s been up to know good… She got this bottle down from a high shelf, dragged it across the apartment, and lifted it into bed where she nommed on the foil!
My mom put me on a diet so I ate the blinds!