I ate the couch when my family left the house.
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Samwise’s Birthday Dinner
Samwise got into the cat box and had himself a birthday dinner of clumping litter. A trip to the emergency vet and several hundred dollars later, he’s feeling the repercussions of his choice of meal.
face punch – Dog Shaming
This morning I woke up my mom by jumping onto the bed and punching her in the face.
There’s no Such Thing as a Bad Egg
While my family was shopping (and ironically considering one of those fancy “treat puzzles” for me) …. I was making up my own games and having yummy treats anyways!
Bruce Beats Barnaby Bear
Everyone meet our very cheeky 5 month old bull-dane, Bruce. He looks to have had a lot of fun with Barnaby bear…
Queen of TP
My name is Freya. I ate 6 rolls of toilet paper while Mommy & Jerry were out.
Boomer’s Secret Stash
Boomer ate an onion (poisonous to dogs) and when we induced vomiting, we found his secret stash!
Dressing Down
I ate the dressing that packed my owner’s abscess. It was delicious and I would do it again.
Killer On the Loose
“This is my THIRD murder this week. I’m not sorry.”
Inventory in, Inventory out!
I pooped in the basement while mom was doing laundry. Then I ran upstairs to finish her cereal while she cleaned up after me.
-Sorry (Not sorry.) Keetza