Marilyn is a visitor, my sister in law’s dog. Day one, she rolled in something awful. We bathed her, and the next day she did it again! It’s so awful none of our three dogs rolled in it whatever it was.
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The remote seems to be broken
I tried to change the channel to Animal Planet, but the remote is broken.
Double-Dog Dare You!
Chloe likes to eat too fast and then puke it up, and while I was looking for something to clean it up with, Daisy ate it.
just following directions
What? I’m just following what the pillowcase says!
Too cool for chews…
“Mom buys me great toys like these… but I still INSIST on chewing up Dad’s socks!” ~Jody~
Jody is a 9 month old pup who will seek out stinky socks and chew them to shreds, despite Mom’s desperate attempts to get her to chew normal toys. Maybe Jody is trying to train Dad to put his socks in the wash basket instead of on the floor!
Not everything should be swallowed
On a trip to the dog park our hunting dog ran off sniffing and we thought she had picked up a stick but as we realized that unless it was a furry bloated stick it was definitely a rat. As we got closer to her she realized we would take it away from her so the obvious response was to swallow it. Her dad quickly shoved his hand in her throat and caught the tail as it was going down her throat and pulled out the entire thing!
Cookie flavored couch
My mommy is a nurse and works long hours overnight. Most of the time I am a good boy and let her get sleep after her shifts…but, sometimes I get bored, and the couch was looking mighty tasty. I indulged, it was delicious!!!
Shirts are dog toys, right?
Dad’s shirt sure looked like one of my chew toys and was much easier to tear apart! I was very excited at how easy the toy / shirt came apart I just kept pulling and pulling until Dad caught me, now I am in time out.
Pillsbury Dough-Dog
I ate flour then drank water. Not only were my whiskers stuck together, I also left dough paw prints on the carpet.
Beware the poops of March
Brutus doesn’t wipe properly… Wait… I don’t wipe at all!