I just ate soap to cancel out the cat turds I usually eat.
– A Guilty Dog
It’s called balance, mom.
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I don’t like you THAT way!
If your mouth opens, her tongue is going in! It’s seriously the most annoying thing ever. However, we love her so we deal with it.
No pay, no work!
Burglars tried to break into our house while we were there.
Wisley didn’t stir from her bed. Later when the police came around to investigate she barked her head off and wouldn’t let them into the house.
Good job we didn’t get her as a guard dog!
Mama says knock it off
Maxie the Wondermutt just became Maxie-the-Holy-God-Don’t-Come-Near-Me-With-That-Tongue!!!!
Why can’t I run too?
Dad usually takes me for runs and walks. But he went to Little Rock for a marathon and left me home with a sitter for 4 days. So I chewed up his Runners World Magazine!
Sorry, Steve
I ate Steve’s sandwich while he wasn’t looking and now he won’t play with me…when’s dinner?
It’s the eyes……..of the tiger
Daisy can’t stand stuffed animals with eyes – she will attack them and chew out the eyes, leaving the rest of the animal intact.
Lunchboxes are for kids, anyway!
I only go to school for about 3-4 hours a day, so my dachshund Bonny isn’t left home for all that long. Today, she decided to not only annihilate my (empty) lunch box, she also ripped apart the recycling and the bathroom garbage. She’s had it in for that lunchbox for a long time, as we had already repaired it once. I banished her to the porch while I cleaned up the mess.
“I tore up the recycling, the bathroom garbage, and mommy’s lunchbox while she was at school!”
Seeing Double
Mia and Blaise get up to all sorts of things when we leave for a few hours.
This time it was Mummy’s favourite curry noodle soup that cannot be bought in Australia, they did try the curry powder but didn’t like it. Their favourite part was the coconut milk!
and they will happily do it again!
Snow White ate the apple
Montana took every fake apple out of the dish, bit each one once, until every one was punctured.
