I steal food when my mom’s turn their back…and I’ll do it again! #sorrynotsorry -Felicity
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I ate my Mom’s “boyfriend”
I ate my Mom’s “boyfriend”.
Guilty look, but no guilt.
Bella is a 14 year old pup that we rescued 4 years ago. She is a very good girl and we have no idea why anyone ever gave her up! She really has never done anything terrible since we rescued her except maybe chew some tissues out of the bathroom trash (eww) but we since have moved it out of reach and I was never able to catch her in the act! I snapped this picture while she was sitting on the steps, looking super sorry but she didn’t even do anything wrong!
Too hefty for hotel
The pet hotel won’t let me stay anymore because they say i’m too big! But, my parents say i’m just a little puppy. I’m sorry I’m so big.
Who’s really to blame?
Dagger, our Blue Lacy, has recently become an only dog in our family. Things on the counters have started to disappear when we leave now. We must have a food burglar that keeps breaking in and not setting off our house alarm. The dozen cookies that were left cooling somehow were eaten.
I am a master of disguise
She looks like a little rat, doesn’t she?
Beaglad you have an air freshener!
All I wanted to do was say hello to the cute little skunk =(
Doggie Deflate-Gate
“What?! It’s not deflated. I just let enough air out so it comfortably fits in my mouth. It doesn’t alter the functionality of the football. I have no other statements….or emails. I accidentally deleted them. – Dog”
Egg-cellent pun use!
Bailey decided to hide the organic free-range eggs all over the house. He is only sorry he was caught before he got to eat them
Poppin’ bottles while mom is gone
I survived 5 minutes without my mom so I uncorked a bottle of Dom. I’m still sober.