Time out for Bruiser…
I was just trying to skype with Grandma!
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Methane Cuddles
“I fart when I get excited :(”
Silly Hazel loves to greet her two moms with a nice big smile and methane cuddles at the end of the day.
It’s not a vitamin deficiency
My veterinarian ruled out a vitamin deficiency so I guess my secret is out. I really just like the taste of cat turds from the litter box. Sorry, not sorry. -Daphne
Invasion of the the cat tree
I object to this cat Invasion!
Thus I have stormed and taken over their home tree fort.
I apologize for nothing!
Millie the Yorkipoo
Four twenties
I chewed $80 to shreds, after I pulled it from Dad’s wallet, While he was fixing the floor that I already destroyed. But I am not ashamed. I am a Jack Russel!
Vaseline buttprints
Someone got into a tub of Vaseline, not realizing that it was going to cause his butt to leak for the following 12 hours. I don’t know who had it worse – me, or him.
Cables and cords and chargers, oh my!
Jess is 10 months old and has quite the appetite for cords of all kinds. He ate the vacuum cord (and continued to shed like a beast while we waited for a replacement cord), satellite cable (no tv for us) and laptop charger (who needs to do any work). They were all very delicious. So not sorry.
Table topper
I am a very BAD girl because I’m not supposed to be on tables!!
The dog’s on the couch again!
Mommy and Daddy don’t want me on the couch.
Brusha Brusha Brusha!
Loki loves to drink out of the bathroom sink. Whenever you turn on the faucet he comes right in and pushes you out of the way so that he can get a drink. He’s not sorry and he will keep doing it unless you shut him out. But at least he’s stopped tearing apart the rolls of toilet paper on the dispenser.
