I ate a whole can of this baby’s formula.
A new baby and a hungry dog is a bad formula
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e-reader eaters
I ate my mom’s Kindle cover… and I ate the Kindle…
Love, Homer and Nero
Pedicure Punisher
After giving myself an hour-long pedicure, I was sitting waiting for my nails to dry. Next thing I know, the dog came by and stepped right on the still wet nail polish. Needless to say it was ruined, but I still love him!
Mother’s Little Helper
In an emergency Nano sometimes can’t make it out the dog door in the middle of the night so sometimes he uses the closet. Dad used to not remember to close the door to the closet at night. Now he does.
Unconditional squirrel
I started barking furiously at 3:00AM because I thought the squirrel I saw last week might be outside again. – Lena
I thought it was real Oatmeal…
I’ve had my stuffed hamster since I was about 12 years old(over 20 years). It has always been a conversation piece in our home when people came to visit. I had placed “Oatmeal” the stuffed hamster at the front door to take to work. We had gone out for the night, and when we came home our dog Narf decided that he thought Oatmeal looked like a good meal. There was both laughter and tears when discovered. Narf may be 15 years old, but he’s still got it!
The first step is admitting you have a problem…
This dog loves chap stick. Especially flavored ones. We have chewed up little eos balls and chap sticks everywhere. Brand new watermelon flavor eos given to grace this morning. Safely left high on the kitchen table…or so we thought
Parents almost freeze to death, dog shows little remorse.
“Alone time” meaning my owners got to search for me for 5 hours in waist-deep snow and fall in rivers and nearly get frostbitten. I was waiting for them on some person’s front porch when they found me.
Tasty Tasty Sea Stars
“Mom went out to dinner without me, so I decided to munch on 44 of the 65 starfish she ordered for her upcoming beach themed wedding. YUM!” This is Shadow a 9 year old Jack Russell Terrier and she demolished majority of the starfish for my wedding in August. I was upset, but I can’t stay mad at her when she gives me that look.
Say Cheese
I feel that I am entitled to all the cheese in the house. This includes the cheese that is in daddy’s mouth.
