My mommy found me at the neighbour’s farm chewing on a dead deer’s butthole.
Do I look sorry?
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Layla and the Jesus Bus
This is our sweet and serene Layla. However, every Sunday morning around 10am she barks herself into a tizzy when the “Jesus Bus” shows up to take all the neighbourhood children to church. It’s especially embarrassing in the spring/summer when the windows are open and she scares the kids. She also has a penchant for getting into the garbage after we’ve all left for for the day….it’s always a surprise when we walk through the door at 5pm!
Don’t look at me like that.
Charlie doesn’t understand what it means when someone stares at him.
Pine fresh can’t even cover that
Henry acted like he needed to go outside to go to the bathroom at 3am but got sprayed by a Skunk instead and ran though the house covered in skunk stink.
Spare the Dog, Spoil the Child (psst, the child is also the dog)
This is Harvey, the sign says everything!
And for my next trick…
I figured out how to open my crate while my mommy was at work…Total damages are still under investigation.
cauli-flower-power
I stole the rest of Mom’s cauliflower from the kitchen counter and ate it all!
Now I stink like an one-year-old egg-salad….
The dog that sees into your sole
Dexter couldn’t resist the smells of my housemates shoes, so he decided to eat them!
Tissue for your issues
Joey, the Golden Doodle, has been found hiding behind his human’s bed pulling tissues out of the box one at a time and eating them. This is to supplement Joey’s diet of dirty tissues & a full dose of migraine medication that sent him to the doggie ER last year–Joey!
Rest In Pieces
I am a professional photographer out of Phoenix, AZ, and when I woke up this morning, my toddler had pulled out my camera gear. She gnawed on not one, but TWO camera bodies!
