I go pee pee on my front legs. <3 ROCKY.
I need some rain boots!

I go pee pee on my front legs. <3 ROCKY.
I ruffle through the trash and open his soiled diapers then eat the contents.
The neighbour’s dog carelessly left his half chewed bone in the yard. I found it, and I am NOT giving it back. My people think it’s kinda gross.
–Abby
Some puppies go through the “poop-eating” phase. But does it HAVE to coincide with the “I’m-going-to-wake-you-up-by-licking-the-roof-of-your-open-mouth” phase?
Tilly the 11 month old Mini Aussie found dad’s sock on the floor and chewed it up while mom and dad unsuspectingly slept in their bed. When dad found the sock, I immediately cowered on the bed and couldn’t make eye contact because I was ashamed. (Let’s be honest… dad needs new socks and shouldn’t leave them on the floor.)
Mulligan, our 1 year old, black lab mix, has attempted reading noted authors such as Gertrude Stein, Wally Lamb, and George Orwell. Today, she attempted a Tom Robbins novel, but failed again. “I am ashamed to admit. I cannot read.” Sierra, our Siberian Husky, is quite the scholar, but refuses to help Mulligan in her studies. Sierra says, “I am not ashamed. I can read.”
Barnaby ate through the lamp cord in my bedroom during the night in retaliation for getting a bath AND taking medicine last night. Now I have to get ready for work in the dark. He is not even remotely ashamed.
When I thought my working day was over I came home to discover it was just beginning.
I go from getting into garbage, to eating the cats food, to eating the litter, to running away when let out. All while mommy has a terrible migrane
Pudge barks at the UPS man and the UPS man is just trying to deliver Pudge’s dog food. What an ass.