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Coyote Ugly
Won’t stop chewing? Get the cone of shame.
Worst Fur-Niece Ever
My 6 year old golden retriever Gretl is a wonderfully sweet and well-trained dog…except when she visits my sister. Gretl hates her rug and is so good at sneaking off to poop on it, we won’t realize what’s happened until hours later.
(I’m hoping if my sister sees Gretl being dogshamed that she will forgive me for Gretl’s “presents”. Fingers crossed!! )
Silence isn’t goldendoodle
Lily pooped in the living room while Mom and Dad were at work.
Contortionist Beagle
Our dog Zachary Riggins (Zack) chewed his cute little Ontario Drivers Licence replica dog tag right off his own collar.
Summer is OVER
Piper decided that summer was officially over for everyone in the family!
Barf-ception
I barfed on this bed! Then used this pillow to hide the barf. Now mom has to do extra laundry because it soaked through the sheets.
My new “white” bunny
My mummy bought me this lovely soft bunny toy to cuddle up with indoors, but I thought it would be so much better to play with outside in the garden. Mummy doesn’t seem very pleased. (Mind you, daddy thought it was fun to put it in the tree and for me to jump up to get it, such fun!) mummy doesn’t seem too pleased with daddy either…don’t understand why…i do love it mummy, love Tasha x
This bed was unsatisfactory
Came home to find the $70 shredded memory foam dog bed that actually belonged to my previous dog had exploded all over the house. We currently have two dogs, Payton and Roxie, and I immediately knew Roxie had done it because she was basically wading around in the foam like a pig in slop, looking really pleased with herself (she also enjoys shredding towels and napkins when we’re not looking). No more expensive dog beds for this one.
Love Lace
I ate mom’s bra. I ate one whole strap, half of the other, hook side of the back strap and the some of the fancy lace. Poor mom. She had to pay for my vet visit and replace her bra. Boy, she sure loves me.