Lincoln loves slippers and any thing else on the floor.
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Arbitrary Expiry Dates
My bed is 2 months old, but I thought I needed a new one – Thor
I came home one evening to find green “fluff” all over the dining room. I couldn’t figure out what toy he had destroyed, but caught him in the act later on…he had ripped the seams out of his bed, so he could dig the stuffing out!!
Honey badger don’t care
Honey-dog stole this entire large pizza while Mum and Dad were out. She is not sorry!
Playroom Party Pooper
Our dog is having trouble dealing with the fact his old hang out room, has become the baby’s new playroom. He has sought his revenge in the way of pooping in it at least once a week. Although, he is so very sorry after he does it. 🙂
Gift Jealous of Gift
‘I’m the Birthday present jealous of the Christmas present’ I’m not sorry, Navi xx
My boyfriend bought me Navi, a white german shepherd puppy for my Birthday and a Nintendo 3ds for Christmas. One day I went out and left my DS on the windowsill. I came home to find my DS completely chewed and now does not work. Ironic as I was playing Nintendogs which she managed to eject from the slot and left untouched!
It’s not my fault, people are gross!
Someone indulged in too much on St. Patrick’s festivities, and while on a walk, Rudolf made a beeline for the aftermath. I couldn’t get him away fast enough. He’s not sure what the fuss was about. Gross!
Convertible shoes, it’s the new thing mom! I swear!
Dog Shaming – I tried to make sandals out of my mom’s boots.
What goes up must come down…with help
“I climbed up on the table for crumbs and I got stuck”
Chewie was busted up on the table where he licked clean a plate of cupcake crumbs. This is something that he has been doing more and more frequently…
Employee of the month
Lupine jumps on the counter in the fly shop whenever she feels like it. Sometimes she knocks merchandise off the counter as she slides on the formica. She is never sorry.
That’s the last time I eat cupcakes
I ate 8 cupcakes with silicone liners. The vet had to surgically remove them.