I ate my big sister’s bed while mom and Grammy went to spin class!
I told you going to spin was a bad idea.
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Windows are not chew toys
“The first time my new family left me, I thought they weren’t coming back, so I ate the window”
Ella was a stray when we got her and had never lived in a house so it took her a while to get adjusted. She has since stopped eating windows when we leave the house, because she knows we always come back. Despite her quirks we wouldn’t trade her for anything <3
Fertilizer Fury
I ate an entire kilo of fertilizer granules because one of my humans went to a wedding for the weekend, and the other went out for the evening to a job interview. I had to be rushed to the doggy hospital at midnight, on a Sunday evening. I even tried to eat more fertilizer in the waiting room. I’m not sorry at all. I got out of hospital a day later, only to come home and run straight to the place where I found the fertilizer to begin with. (It was gone, obviously)
Shameless Shepherd
Rugar waits till we are in bed for the night before frantically acting like he has to pee…. Every night. So every night I let him out and he just sits by the back door. I would ignore him but he just keeps at it till I let him out.
No More Face Licking for Me!
I decided that cat poop was the Breakfast of Champions. Now my face licking privileges have been revoked!!!
Sorry to put you in a stick-y situation
Mom just vacuumed up all my hair all over the house so I decided to bring inside and chew up this stick into tiny pieces. Not even a little bit sorry, I hate the vacuum.
Hallway to the danger zone
“I pooped on the mat… again!”
Fluffy the pom snuck out into the hallway before we woke up and pooped on the mat next to the door.
For lunch, I’ll have those hunter boots.
I have expensive taste… I ate Gucci sunglasses for breakfast
Greyhound Disgrace
Indy the rescue Greyhound had been incredibly well behaved, until this weekend.
I Rescued the Plant
We have no dog here, but this kitten is shameful enough to match the best of dogs! Sign says: ‘I rescued the plant from the window! -You’re Welcome Mommy!’
