Maymo the lemon beagle loves his 8 month old sister Penny for trafficking socks from the laundry room to an undisclosed location where he can chew them up and roll on them.
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I sneak into my housemate’s rooms to steal their socks… and pee on their carpets.
-Gizmo
12-year old Kobe has been hoarding socks his entire life. He collects them and stuffs them between couch cushions, under pillows, and he even sleeps with them in his bed!
Blaze has been licking his paws so much that he actually licked the black off the pads. I was at a loss of what to do so I went to the pet store and found these cute little socks for him to wear. When he licks his paws too much he gets socked. Needless to say…he does not like wearing the socks 🙂
I love to grab my (human) brothers socks and let mom chase me to get it back. It’s fun but tonight she was on to my game and almost caught me too quick, I didn’t want to stop playing and I didn’t want her to take MY sock so I swallowed it whole. Peroxide and sock second time around does not taste good and isn’t fun either. (FYI folks, my mommy talked to my vet before giving the peroxide so it was fine)
He’s trying so hard to kick the habit, he just can’t help himself.
I steal my family’s socks and leave them outside!
My favorite past time is to steal every pair of my mommy’s socks, chew lots of holes in them, and bury them in my back yard. It doesn’t matter if they’re dirty or clean; I don’t discriminate.
Madox’s math:
Dog + dirty sock + chewing habit = self proclaimed sock ninja
My math:
Owner of dog + putting on socks to find holes in them = relentlessly annoyed owner with not one decent pair of socks
Dog ate part of my sock, found it in his poop!!!
