Sachi thinks everything is his to chew. If it’s on the floor, it’s his. If it’s on the table, it’s his. If it’s. If it’s chewed, it’s ours. But we love him more than anything!
Who rescued whom?

Sachi thinks everything is his to chew. If it’s on the floor, it’s his. If it’s on the table, it’s his. If it’s. If it’s chewed, it’s ours. But we love him more than anything!
When my mom leaves me at home by myself, I find one of her Birkenstocks to eat.
Thank you for bringing me home from the shelter. I will thank you by only eating your left shoes.
“My mommy bought these new sandals 3 days ago! (I’m VERY sorry.)
Fezzik’s mom says, “I’m not thrilled with his selection – the OLD sandals were right next to NEW sandals. BUT, Fez is 7 months old and this is his very first shoe attack, and judging from his guilt, I doubt he’ll try it again any time soon!”
My name is chico and I have never chewed up anything in the house. My owners started this diet and only gives me a cup of food all day. Well, can you tell I wanted more.
If Tucker was human, he’d be that spoiled rich kid who has everything and appreciates nothing. I came home from yoga to find the laces of my runners completely destroyed. It’s not like I don’t take him for walks or anything by the way he acts. Sheesh! Now I have to walk the trail in flip flops until I can replace the laces!
Penny hiding under the bed after being caught in the act.
Mom wanted to sleep late on a lazy Sunday. I wasn’t so happy with this arrangement, so I pooped in her shoes.
14 month old Murphy, our beloved black cocker spaniel, just can’t resist shoes. Guests to the house, especially those with cheesy feet, should not expect to leave with their shoes.
Utterly utterly mortifying.
I’m Lola, I found my mommy new pair of flats and ate one of them, along with her eyeglasses and my uncle sunglasses. I’m a shoe eating jerk.