I peed in my Mom’s favorite shoe, but she didn’t notice until she put her bare foot in it. I’m so ashamed. Julio 🙁
Oh, Julio!
Posts Categorized: Shoe Shames
How dare you go running without me?
Bought a new pair of very expensive running shoes to help with my plantar faciaitis in my right heel. Made the mistake of leaving them on the floor.
Not afraid of the Mother of dragons
Came home from food shopping, and we find the eyes of my fiancée’s dragon slippers on the floor and the dog on the couch not making eye contact with us.
Snow bunny bootie barf
I ate my friend Sophie’s winter booties right off her paws. Dad and mom made me barf… sick but, #notashamed
I’ll show them who’s boss!
I bit my mom and got in trouble….so I ate my daddy’s shoe
Heisenberg likes his single ladies’ shoe collection
Heisenberg is starting his own single-shoe collection!
Chuck Taylor would be so proud
Mommy had to replace her nieces school shoes. Turns out when company is visiting they shouldn’t leave their shoes laying around.
The podiatrist
“I STEAL SHOES!” and when it’s not cold outside, I bury them in the garden, dig them back up, and bring them inside full of dirt. Lots of love, Eve
That’s what you get for going out!
“My mommy left her heel on the floor. That’ll teach her to never leave me.”
I left my black heels on the floor after getting back from a night out, during which we had to put the dog in his crate for a little longer than usual. I woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of chomping, and saw immediately that he had chomped all the black off the heel of the shoe. I can only assume that he thinks this will keep me home next time.
Flip Floppin’ shoe shame!
Not only has Eva eaten left floppies, she has also destroyed 2 potholders, countless undies and several socks have been buried.
