Ingestion, Destruction, Digestion.

Klaus and Cosmo thought my new havaianas were their new chew toy. I never got the wear them…
This was the 3rd pair this week!!
My baby boy Chopper loves to smell shoes.
Meet ‘Mister Jones’, my very special guy, always willing to help when danger in around! the crocs didn’t stand a chance :p
I pooped in a soccer player’s cleat at work (and it was diarrhea)
I ate my dad’s $100 bill and my mama’s shoes. I have expensive taste.
He chewed my golf shoes, and now he’s got a necklace.
6 year old pug steals slippers all the time, and never gets caught. Never UGG slippers just PUG slippers.
Dear Mom, I know you like designer shoes, so I made you some “Jimmy Chews”. Love, Redford XOXO
After retiring from the racetrack, my sweet greyhound has taken up a second career as a shoe designer – sigh.