Posts Categorized: Shoe Shames
New flip flop.. Or new chew toy?
Klaus and Cosmo thought my new havaianas were their new chew toy. I never got the wear them…
It’s not summer yet!
This was the 3rd pair this week!!
The nose knows
My baby boy Chopper loves to smell shoes.
Mister Jones Crocodile hunter
Meet ‘Mister Jones’, my very special guy, always willing to help when danger in around! the crocs didn’t stand a chance :p
Diego Maradon’t poop in my cleats!
I pooped in a soccer player’s cleat at work (and it was diarrhea)
Expensive Taste
I ate my dad’s $100 bill and my mama’s shoes. I have expensive taste.
Tee time
He chewed my golf shoes, and now he’s got a necklace.
“P-UGG” house slippers
6 year old pug steals slippers all the time, and never gets caught. Never UGG slippers just PUG slippers.
Not my Jimmy Chews!
Dear Mom, I know you like designer shoes, so I made you some “Jimmy Chews”. Love, Redford XOXO
After retiring from the racetrack, my sweet greyhound has taken up a second career as a shoe designer – sigh.