This is all I left of Mom’s favorite pair of heels. It may have taken more than a week to digest. This is my “I’m so sorry that I got caught” face. And I’m sorry the second shoe got thrown away. What a waste.
Flip flop licker!
“And I wasn’t even sorry.”
I atenot 1’ not 2’ but 3 pairs of mom’s shoes when she was at work.
Mom’s not home? Let’s get into as much trouble as possible!
Editor’s note: oh my goodness, look at the little matching dunce caps!!
I rip out the insides of mom’s shoes and proudly bring them to her in bed.
“I ate my mom’s shoe~ but I don’t want her to leave me, so I didn’t get in too much trouble”
Editor’s note: Holy crap! He ate almost 50% of that shoe! I don’t know if I’m appalled or impressed.
Hello,
My name is Maggie and I’m a hoarder.
The one time my mom wore those shoes was enough.
Hi, I’m Hank and I’m an “Aglet-holic.” (I chew the plastic tips off of all shoelaces!)
