in the past 12 months I have eaten: knickers (6 pair), boxer shorts (2 pair), tank top (1), metal crate (1), plastic kennel (1), wood door frame (1), towels (2), dog bed (1), air mattress (1), carpet, and uncountable quantities of toilet paper, kleenex, and paper towels. AND I AM HUNGRY FOR MORE! In fact, if mom looks away, I will probably eat this sign. Oh look … is that Elvis? Over there … ? -Calvin.
That linoleum was hideous anyway. Love, Hagrid.
I chewed up ALL my toys, now I have nothing to play with. Sigh 🙁
There’s a first time for everything!
The hammock started it!
Bad Corgi!
I pull whole plants out of the ground. Roots and all!
Running through the house at 100mph, I got stuck in the gate. Don’t worry, I’m fine. The wall however did not survive.
“I got a little emotional while you were gone…”
We left for the evening and returned to Morty having shredded a magazine, box, and spread the down feathers from a pillow uniformly across the living room.
