Tis the season…

Ralphie gives his best innocent face
“I opened the sliding door and dragged the bathmat over to my sister’s crate.” We ate it together.”
I should have known there would be trouble when he taught himself how to open doors.
“I’m so hungry, I could eat a house. I’ll start with the floor.”
This piece of hardwood flooring had lifted up slightly. Pete took care of it.
If I just lay here and look cute, nobody will notice the mess…
I pooped on the carpet… Again.
While you were at work, I decided to redecorate.
You’re Welcome,
Ramsey
I ate the pine cones off of the wreath and then mommy stepped on the SHARP pieces BAREFOOTED @ 4:30 in the MORNING!
Can’t stop getting into the trash!! Intervention needed!!! Please help me!! I’m grey trash!! My name is Zip!!
I missed you…..so I dug you a hole….
Isis, The (Not So White) White Shepherd.