I knocked down the Christmas tree and ate all the glass ornaments including the angel.
I knocked down the Christmas tree and ate all the glass ornaments including the angel.
My parents had just finished putting up the lights on our Christmas tree, mommy went to get the decorations that were in another room and then, I did it – I just couldn’t help himself… It smelled so good! I decided to take out those low branches that are such a hassle to decorate anyways and got myself a full serving of fraser fir needles!!! — Harvey the French Bulldog
Rudder has to have the freshest water, regardless of the water bill.
“How many mats can a Weim-Pup chew if a Weim-Pup could chew mats? Three and counting!”
Tavin-Bleu our 15 month old blue Weimaraner seems to have a fetish with welcome mats, he leaves them alone all day when we are at work and shreds them once we are home if we don’t give him our undivided attention. His sign reads
I am sorry I ran through your wet concrete. I saw a critter and I had to chase it! I am a bad dog!
Llewie is often distracted by shiny things. Chewy things. Crunchy things. Thank goodness he didn’t know how to plug them in!
“The door was slowing down my laps.”
Lexi didn’t like being locked outside so she knocked in the dog door. She isn’t sorry.
I chewed the cord to the pre-lit Christmas Tree. Now there will be no lights for Christmas.
Brownie (9 month old lab/newfie mix)
I emptied your grease tray on the grille. Then wiped my face on your blankets. Not ashamed!!
-Eulalia
You went out to dinner so I ate your chair. Sorry I’m not sorry. I left the ottoman untouched.