Posts Categorized: Renovation and Redecoration

Scout vs Chicken Stock

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Moms, I’m sure you’re unaware of all the extra flavor you left inside these chicken stock cartons. I forgive you, though. I found it all by myself.

Scout is a 9-pound Chihuahua mix. She is normally laid-back, sweet and completely lacking in mischief. We left the house for 30 minutes to find this mess in the living room and an even larger mess in the kitchen. Apparently chicken stock in the recycling basket is her Achilles’ heel.

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Lolo the Interior Decorator

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The sign says, “Mom and Dad paid $400 after I destroyed their last apartment. Here’s how I decorated their new place. Love, Lolo”

He messed up these blinds less than a week and a half after we moved into our new place.

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King Tux is alarming.

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I hate it when my person sticks me in my crate! So, one day I waited for her to arm the alarm and go to work. Then, I attacked the glass water bottle hanging on my crate until it fell on the floor, shattering into lots of sharp pieces. Boy, did that thing make a loud noise! It set off the alarm’s glass break detector and about 30 minutes later, the cops showed up. My person received a huge false alarm fine! She had to go to alarm school. Serves her right!

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Toy Hoarder

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“I hoard my toys under the dining room table…even though my toy box is five feet away. – MacKenzie”

MacKenzie has mastered getting her toys out of the toy box. Putting them back…not so much. At the time of this photo, she was hoarding fifteen toys, 1 1/2 pairs of mom’s shoes, and one slipper sock. Good thing it’s a big table.

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