My sister ate the house with me, but she is unwilling to be photographed. She actually felt guilty, where you can see by my face, I don’t. There are more spots that I ate, please don’t think I can only do small amounts of damage.
Posts Categorized: Renovation and Redecoration
Feelin’ Flossy
“I had string from a chew toy in teeth and used the carpet as floss”
Our new 6 moth old Great Pyrenees/German Shepherd puppy didn’t think the 100+ toys were acceptable and decided to sample the carpet while we were at work.
The Carrots Weren’t Ready!
I eat the vegetables before they can grow
I am a Mountain Cur
Call 1-800-DIG-DIRT for my Services
I didn’t like the way my parents repotted the plant so I decided to fix it after they went to bed. I love dirt!
How Much is that [gonna cost me] Doggie in the Window
Oscar charged at the window in an attempt to catch a fly. He broke the window with his giant head. I had just spent half an hour cleaning concrete-like nose prints off the same window.
I don’t Remember Planting Carrots
Smokey just looooves baby carrots, unfortunately his daddy’s earplugs look an awful lot like baby carrots, too.
“I thought they were baby carrots. Turns out they were dad’s earplugs. Oops!”
Teething Trouble…
“I really thought this would cheer Mom up after her much needed nap… Guess I was wrong. #stillproud #baddaymadeworse #teething”
Fitz got his teething bone stuck under the edge of the rug and while trying to get it out decided the rug felt much better on his aching gums.
Part Goat??
Cadence was put outside to play with her brother Panzer decided she was going to chew the gate rather then play with him.
“indoor sticks” are not for chewing!!
I ate the baseboard… and the window sill!
I Like my Pool Water Swampy
“I just bit the track off the $1,500 pool cleaner. I’m not sorry. I’ll catch that thing yet!
-Ziggy”
Ziggy is our 3 year old chihuahua who has a personal vendetta against our robotic pool cleaner. As of now it’s;
Ziggy – 3 | Robot – 0