This week I destroyed 5 newspapers
Ate all the chocolate truffles out of the kitty toilet
jumped into the bath, got stuck and ate the bath plug
xxx Joe
Joe the plumber
Posts Categorized: Renovation and Redecoration
Cutting corners
Went outside for 5 minutes. Came back inside and found the corners of my coffee table missing.
Need More Thumbs
Laredo is afraid of the garbage truck and try’s to get outside every time it goes by.
Home wrecker
“I will eat your house.”
I’ll eat you, a bushel and a peck!
Beau likes to eat my favourite plants when I am not paying enough attention to him. He has eaten several butterfly bushes and pulled out 3 of my potted olive trees.
This isn’t the Hollywood walk of fame?
I just wanted my paw print in the concrete!
That’s a paddlin’
I Chewed Up The Window while my humans were out, Lost Privileges of being left alone.
Plant homicide
An innocent plant was murdered in the night. Tater, the only pet large enough to knock it over, gives her statement.
“I’m pretty sure I saw the cat fleeing the scene.”
The cat, meanwhile, is either an excellent actress or was genuinely shocked at the tragic loss of the plant.
Holy Carp-et!
Stella decided we needed new carpet.
You’re gonna need a giant hamster-wheel
Penni enjoys shredding all forms of paper into piles all around the house. There is no limit to her paper choice and has included bills and other mail, trash, toilet paper, and even the kid’s homework. Too bad “my dog ate my homework” is the oldest excuse in the book because with our dog-hamster around it can be and has been legit!
