I peed on the drapes. I think they look better now. I am not ashamed.
Toby has his own interior decorating ideas
Posts Categorized: Renovation and Redecoration
House Hunters: Canine Edition
This is BELLA. She is a 6 month old Cockalier (cocker and cavalier spaniel mix). Her crate was sitting on top of her sisters crate when she decided that she no longer wanted to play with her toys and would rather dig a hole in the wall (of my new house). After this incident, I put a piece of cardboard between her crate and the wall. That didn’t stop her. She shred the cardboard up. Not sorry at all 🙂
Welcome Home
“I took care of that pesky Welcome Mat for you”. We don’t need a welcome mat when I do a good job of humping every guest to welcome them into our home.
I Have Boundary Issues
“I have issues respecting people’s boundaries.” This dog is the reason the pool fence company has to puts an asterisk next to their ad, “Pet Proof Fencing*”. *not 100% pet proof. She continually eats through the fence to try and swim.
A little exercise does hurt
“While mom was at the gym I ate grandma’s wicker basket”
I Think I Made my Pointer
Scout gets so upset when he’s locked out of the bathroom he chews on the wall…
Needs anger management
We came home from a family trip to Hawaii to find our wood blinds destroyed. Our 7 year old Bulldog, Paisan was NOT happy that we left him with a sitter.
Who Broke a Window?
Our Great Dane Eli has issues with the Meter Man because he comes so close to the house. He jumped up on the window and broke it! His sign says, “I think the Meter Man is SHIFTY! so I broke the window to let him know! I am no longer allowed in this room unsupervised…”
Luckily Eli was not hurt bet he scared the crap out of the Meter Man!
Dog 1, Evil Rug 0
Rug = Evil. Must Destroy!
Einstein decided that something was wrong with the bath rug and it had to be taken out with extreme prejudice.
Maple Dave is a big sap
My bestie was saying the other day how she needed to move her young maple tree because it was going to get too big for where it was. She sent me this pic this morning. Dave decided to save her the hassle.
