Left Penny out for a few hours while I went to class…she’s lucky I’m in college so that thing wasn’t expensive…
I object to your Ikea furniture
Posts Categorized: Renovation and Redecoration
Batdog redecorates
I have an “Angry Pooper” on my hands. I’m fostering this adorable, sweet, pitbull who revenge poops when he doesn’t get his way. One of his worst was when he pooped on my space heater (when I wouldn’t let him up on my bed). But by far, the most notorious and destructive was when I came home to this today. To set the record straight you should know two things: I took him out just before I left, and yes, he is wearing the shower curtain as a cape because apparently he’s batdog.
The sign reads:
“My foster mom left me alone for 3 hours and because I get out of my crate, she left me in the bathroom with toys and treats…so I ‘RE-DECORATED’. My handy work includes: scratching up the door, tearing down the bars and shower curtain, tearing up the shower curtain and wearing it as a cape….and for a bonus: pooping in the tub!”
Max is perfect…when he’s sleeping
Max has panic attacks. Found him with his head sticking out of the crate next day he tore up the shower curtain. Then the next day had him in the car when we got back from dinner discovered he chewed right through the seat belt! But look how cute while he is asleep.
Wildlife patrol
Opposable Thumbs Not Required
I don’t have thumbs, but I opened this door anyway and proceeded to escape from the yard and take myself for a walk. The next day, the door was locked. So I decided to eat it. – Lulu
Watch Out China-Here I Come!
Have a seat
Just another day in the life of an English Bull Terrier owner. Anybody have a spare set of dining room chairs?
Sub-woofers
“During the night, one of us is peeing on the new subfloor that our owners worked very hard to install, EVEN THOUGH we are let out to potty during the night.” “She did it” “He did it.” Winston the Boston and Ruby the Jack Russell decided to show us that they were fed up with our major renovation, which included ripping up the subfloor in our house and installing a new one. It’s their special way to help us renovate.
Reggie Redecorates
The first time we left Reggie, our rescue dog, home alone, he was a bit nervous and decided to redecorate the playroom. He offered no apology.
Breaking the fourth wall
Cookie was running around the table and slid into the wall, then started eating the drywall after she had saw what she did. Her Sign reads “My name is Cookie: I broke the wall and ate some!” You can see the hole behind her.
