This is Hank, while I was at work he decided that he was not a fan of my dog shaming calendar. He is ironic…
Isn’t it Ironic?
Posts Categorized: Reading Rover
Bad Baby Beagle
“I am NOT a bad dog – Love, Jaycee.” Our rescued beagle Jaycee was offended that we had this funny Bad Dog book in the house and took care of it for us. This joins the list of things she has chewed including but not limited to: Flip Flops, Bras, Panties, Spinach plants, Paper towels, her pet bed and her sister’s dog bed, the soles of shoes….etc
Dog-Ear That Page, Please!
My mutt Bix says, “Here’s what I think of stupid newsletters that tell me what’s ‘risky to swallow’!”
There’s still time!!
Need some last minute gift ideas for your pet-loving friends or family? Or heck, just want a little something for yourself? It’s not too late to pick up a dogshaming wall calendar, a day-to-day calendar, or our New York Times Bestselling book! You can even use Amazon Prime and get it under the tree before Christmas day!!
As an added bonus, if you buy a 2016 calendar or book, send us an email at admin@dogshaming.com and mention this post! We’ll send you a signed bookplate and a sweet dogshaming sharpie! Happy Howlidays from the dogshaming family to yours! May your kids be nice and your be dogs naughty.
Finely Aged Book
This book was sitting under my mother’s bed, and apparently the only thing Preston chews on is finely aged book.
I’m taking a stand!
I ate my granny’s 24 year old, first edition copy of Stephen King’s “The Stand”.
She was right. It is his best book.
I could & I did!
Our 10-month-old puppy Scout was left enclosed in the kitchen while we went out for a quick lunch. She escaped to our son’s room and selected to chew on, among many items on which to chew, a book entitled “I Could Chew on This, and Other Poems by Dogs” by Francesco Marciuliano.
Primetime puppy
“I couldn’t figure out how to turn the TV on so I ate the instructions.” I came home to find my dog in a mess of paper and the remote. Turns out she ate the TV instructions!
Book Club Meeting Gone Wrong
Mulligan, our 1 year old, black lab mix, has attempted reading noted authors such as Gertrude Stein, Wally Lamb, and George Orwell. Today, she attempted a Tom Robbins novel, but failed again. “I am ashamed to admit. I cannot read.” Sierra, our Siberian Husky, is quite the scholar, but refuses to help Mulligan in her studies. Sierra says, “I am not ashamed. I can read.”
Politically Incorrect
“I chewed on former President Bill Clinton’s Face.” – Dr. Meredith Greyhound
Dr. Meredith is very enamored with the former President. She just wanted to give him a little love nibble. On his face.
