…he still can’t figure out how to sneak the biggest bone in the store out the front door.
Posts Categorized: Pilfering Pooches
Can’t bite the mail man? No problem, I’ll take it out on the mail.
Otis likes junk mail.
Count Chocula is a naughty boy
I was embarrassed to wear the sweater my Mommy made for me. I took care of that.
Gryphon and the Peanut Butter
Gryphon swiped this jar of peanut butter off of the counter, chewed off the lid, and ate the entire contents.
Ski Pup
Hank was upset that he wasn’t invited skiing with mommy and daddy so the next day, he ate mommy’s ski goggles!!!
Taking Out the Trash
We were trying to help take out the trash.
Two Weiner Dogs (Jasper and Annie)
Biscuit eats pot pie!
My niece’s dog, Biscuit, ate one of our chicken pot pies that my mother and I made for dinner. He ate the doughy crust and all the contents of a 9″ deep dish pie plate in less than 5 minutes.
Countersurfing tummyache
Stole a bag of marshmallows. Threw them up, still whole.
Zena can open tupperware! She consumed an entire bag of full sized marshmellows; her gluttony was unmatched, since they didn’t even have chew marks on them when she threw them up!
Lost Diet
I climbed onto the kitchen counter and pigged out on my parents’ breakfast for tomorrow. There goes my diet.
Garmin Dog
Dexter chewed up his mom’s Garmin less than one week before a back to back half & full marathon.