…he still can’t figure out how to sneak the biggest bone in the store out the front door.
Not so sneaky…

…he still can’t figure out how to sneak the biggest bone in the store out the front door.
Otis likes junk mail.
I was embarrassed to wear the sweater my Mommy made for me. I took care of that.
Gryphon swiped this jar of peanut butter off of the counter, chewed off the lid, and ate the entire contents.
Hank was upset that he wasn’t invited skiing with mommy and daddy so the next day, he ate mommy’s ski goggles!!!
We were trying to help take out the trash.
Two Weiner Dogs (Jasper and Annie)
My niece’s dog, Biscuit, ate one of our chicken pot pies that my mother and I made for dinner. He ate the doughy crust and all the contents of a 9″ deep dish pie plate in less than 5 minutes.
Stole a bag of marshmallows. Threw them up, still whole.
Zena can open tupperware! She consumed an entire bag of full sized marshmellows; her gluttony was unmatched, since they didn’t even have chew marks on them when she threw them up!
I climbed onto the kitchen counter and pigged out on my parents’ breakfast for tomorrow. There goes my diet.
Dexter chewed up his mom’s Garmin less than one week before a back to back half & full marathon.